Saturday, August 14, 2010

The Jennifer Aniston Baby Watch: A History | LimeLife


Has there ever been a star whose non-existent children were more eagerly anticipated thanJennifer Aniston’s?

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Ever since Friends made her a mega-star, fans and critics alike have been following Jen’s love life, her hairstyle, her super-humanly toned body, and -- not to be gross -- her womb. Aniston’s procreation plans – or lack thereof – have played a starring role in her high-profile Hollywood narrative, as star-watchers waited for her to make a baby with Brad Pitt, slammed her when she didn’t, then pitied her as he became a dad of six with her tabloid-cover nemesis, Angelina Jolie.

Playing a single woman who conceives viasperm donor in the new comedy The Switch has forced Aniston, 41, to talk a lot about the issue of motherhood lately, with her every comment sparking a headline – or in the case of Bill O’Reilly, a declaration that she is “destructive to society” for saying that women don’t "have to settle with a man to have that child.” In the midst of the renewed chatter about Aniston’s motherly instincts, Celebuzz decided to sort through her longtime baby drama – from her personal comments to the public’s endless fascination with her womb.

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1997: At 28, Aniston (still in the pre-Pitt, Friends era of her life) told Cosmopolitan she hoped for three children – and even cried at the very sight of babies! "I love everything about them," she gushed. "I want to be a young mom too."

2000: Sporting his-and-hers blonde highlights, Aniston, 31, and Pitt, 36, wed in a $1 million Malibu Barbie and Ken wedding and the Aniston Wombwatch begins in earnest, with People magazine suggesting in their wedding cover story that the couple would start a family “pronto.”

2000-2004: Though the phrase “baby bump” was not prevalent in these times, near-constant tabloid reports falsely break the news of Aniston’s pregnancy.

2004: With Friends coming to a close, the world decides it’s finally time for Aniston to procreate – and she seemed to agree. "It's exciting," she gushed to Oprah. "I didn't want to have children while I was on the show ... but this new chapter is perfect."

December 2004: As rumors pick up speed that Aniston and Pitt are on the rocks, a seemingly misty Pitt gives hope to fans when he tells Diane Sawyer that he's dreaming of fatherhood. "Kids. Family. I'm thinking family,” he said. Reporters will later hone in on Pitt’s use of the word “I” – instead of “we” – as evidence that he was alone in his desire to have kids. January

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2005: Pitt and Aniston officially announce their split. America mourns the end of a golden era – and lament the fact that they will never see Brad and Jen’s sure-to-have-been-beautiful offspring. "She doesn't want kids right now and he wants kids,” an “insider” told The New York Post. And have them he has!

2005-2006: Aniston dates – but does not mate – with Vince Vaughn, her co-star in The Break-Up.

2008: At 39, Aniston has an on-and-off relationship with notorious "ladies man" John Mayer, who is 9 years her junior. On screen, she plays a mom of two who shelves her career in favor of family in the tearjerking Marley and Me, saying “I want to have children... that’s my plan.” She and Mayer later split and, in a turning of the tables, the tabs blame it on his ambivalence about kids.

March 2010: While promoting The Bounty Hunter, Jen, 41, faces the usual stream of questions about her motherly future – and responds optimistically, saying: "I hope I’ve reached a point where I’m ready to enjoy being with a great man and having a family together. That’s always been my dream.”

May 2010: Still childless, nasty rumors accuse Aniston of eating a diet consisting of baby food. She denies it.

Jennifer Aniston in 'Arrested Development' Movie? | LimeLife


More promising news!

Here at LimeLife, we like to keep you on your toes. Especially when it comes to news about the potential Arrested Development movie. One minute it's on, the next it's off, and the next Jennifer Aniston scores a role in it. We don't know what to believe anymore, but we're certainly liking what we're hearing.

READ: Michael Cera Expects Arrested Development Movie Next Year

We feel bad for all the hardcore Arrested Development fans. When will you have the answers you want? Well, it does sound like we're getting a bit closer, though nothing has been confirmed yet. We've heard writerMitch Hurwitz is working on a script and the movie might actually start filming by the end of the year.

The other day, Jason Bateman told MTV News he really wants to see Jennifer Aniston in the movie. He claims, "Yeah, actually, there's a real good part for her in the Arrested Development movie." Jason and Jen have apparently gotten quite close after working together on the upcoming movie, The Switch.

And guess what? Jennifer Aniston is totally down for a role in the movie! She says, "I love it. I actually think I might have asked [Bateman] ... if that was possible... Anything to work with Jason." We hope she's serious! With Jennifer Aniston on the cast, we have no idea how producers could be against making the movie.


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In fact, even without Jennifer Aniston involved, we don't get why people are against an Arrested Developmentmovie. The show has been off the air for so long that most everyone would gladly welcome it to theaters.

Jennifer Aniston Feels at "Ease" Being Nude | LimeLife

Horrible Bosses gossip.

Jennifer Aniston loves to try something new on the screen--even if it's getting naked and swearing! She admitted that her recent role in Horrible Bosseswas exciting and exhilarating, and she felt at "ease" with her work.

Horrible Bosses lead Jennifer Aniston said that she didn't mind getting naked in the film, and she didn't have an issue with the swear words she got to say, either. It must be nice to switch things up!

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Jennifer said that she had "the time of my life" during shooting, saying that it was "fantastic."

"The crazy part is the ease with which all these words are falling out of my mouth," she said. "I don't know what I've unlocked here. It's so funny and weird and twisted. I'm naked with Charlie Day, who I've known for minutes."

Jennifer Aniston, 41, plays a dentist (Kassie) who blackmails her coworker, Charlie Day, to sleep with him.

"Kassie is your universal New York City girl, and she's got a job and is living her life," Aniston said. "I grew up in New York City, (am) currently single, not in search of a donor, but have a lot of sympathy and consciousness around this question because a lot of my girlfriends have (dealt with it)."

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It sounds like Jen's streamlining her work and doing exactly what she wants. That means no more TV work, one source said.

Read: Jen Aniston Is Done with TV for Good

"There's been a lot of talk about her appearing onCougar Town lately, but she says it isn't going to happen because she's too busy and wants to stay in film. It's nothing against Courteney at all - she just wants to remove herself from TV," the source said

Angelina Jolie Supports Jennifer Aniston | LimeLife

After Bill O'Reilly attack.

When Bill O'Reilly attacks a celebrity about their interview topics or on their personal life, they shouldn't be surprised. I can't even begin to tell you how shocked I was when O'Reillycriticized Jennifer Aniston's opinions about single mothers and the changing face of families. At least Angelina's got her back, according to rumors.

Angelina Jolie's friend told PopEater that Angie would be there for Jen in a second. After all, most of their strife and drama has been manufactured for tabloid benefit--I think that in real life, they simply pretend each other doesn't exist.

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"Angie would totally defend Jennifer on this,"one source said. "She agrees with Jennifer that a woman doesn't need a man to start a family to be a good mother. For Bill to take issue with this statement is him taking issue with every single parent in the world."

Interestingly, PopEater's Rob Shuter heard from one celeb expert, Beth Feldman, that most teen girls wouldn't even know who Jennifer Aniston is. O'Reilly believes that Jen could influence young people on single motherhood, but it's doubtful that she has that much pull on that demographic.

Matt Titus, relationship expert, agrees.

"Bill O' Reilly, the crotchety FOX blowhard, couldn't be more out of touch with the modern definition of a nuclear family," he said. "Very often, 'the non-committal' attitude of the modern male leaves the modern woman with no choice but to seek out positive and 'non-traditional' alternatives of creating families. Women do not need to wait for the perfect guy to have the perfect child."

Jennifer Aniston Blasts Bill O'Reilly | LimeLife

She responds to the critic.

Bill O'Reilly kicked up quite the debate when he criticized Jennifer Aniston's opinions about single motherhood. She's gorgeous, she's divorced, and she's rich, so life is fairly easy for her. What about for all those teens who agree with his single motherhood support, he questioned?

PopEater, for example, spoke with experts aboutJennifer Aniston's supposed influence on the tween set.

Read: Bill O'Reilly Claims Jen Aniston Is Destroying Our Society

"I don't think 12 or 13 year-olds are paying attention to what Jennifer Aniston says or even know who she is, for that matter," Beth Feldman said.

"If Demi Lovato or Miranda Cosgrove started tossing around comments about single motherhood, we would all have something to worry about. Jen's message is meant for thirty- and forty-something women who haven't yet met the love of their life -- and she's right on target."

Now Jen has something to tell Bill O'Reilly, and it sounds like she gave his insults some good, hard thought.

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"Of course, the ideal scenario for parenting is obviously two parents of a mature age. Parenting is one of the hardest jobs on earth," Aniston told PEOPLE. "And, of course, many women dream of finding Prince Charming (with fatherly instincts), but for those who've not yet found their Bill O'Reilly, I'm just glad science has provided a few other options."

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It will be interesting to see whether or not Bill O'Reilly comments on Jennifer Aniston's response. This could get interesting, since O'Reilly's quite the fiery guy.